Meowth's Vacation
���by Mokichan
Where does Meowth and the other pokemon
go on their day off?
Part 1:
(The story starts at the airport.
Meowth, Pikachu, Squirtle, Bulbasaur,
Togepi, Psyduck, Weezing, and Arbok
waiting for their flight. They're
wearing they're translators so you can
hear what they're saying.)
Meowth:(sighs) Finally, I get to have
the week off! After being blown up,
skewered, bitten, and shocked, it's
about time the boss let me off on a
personal day or two.
Pikachu: Yeah, I know what you mean.
After a while, even I get sick of
electrocuting everything in my way. Ash
doesn't realize I get headaches from
that.
Meowth: Maybe you should see a doctor.
Pikachu: Maybe.
Meowth: Wait. Where's that giant lizard
that breathes fire?
Pikachu: You mean Charizard? Oh, he
wasn't alllowed to come; he did
something bad.
Meowth: Like what?
Pikachu: One night during dinner around
the campfire, he blew fire at
Ash. All he really wanted was to toast
the marshmellows, but he got Ash's
clothes on fire instead.
Meowth: No fooling?
Pikachu: Nope. Misty and Brock had to
stomp on him till the fire went
out while Squirtle doused it was fire.
He was stark naked, crying like a little girl. God, you should've seen it; it was hilarious.
Meowth: What's gonna happened to the
ticket?
Pikachu: It's already been taken care
of, Psyduck took his place.
Meowth: Psyduck??
Pikachu: I know. Oh, that's our plane.
Let's get going.
Togepi: Brii! Plane, plane, plane!!
(Pikachu, Meowth, Squirtle, Bulbasaur,
Psyduck, Arbok, Weezing and Togepi all
board their plane. Before the flight
begins, Bulbasaur is all tensed up.)
Squirtle: What's up, Bulbman?
Bulbasaur: Huh? Uh....n-nothing.
Squirtle: You're not afraid of flying,
are you?
Bulbasaur: Afraid? Don't be so ignorant!
I'm not afraid of anything!
Squirtle: Yeah, right.
Psyduck: When I'm afraid of something,
it usually helps to recite the
pokemon oath over and over while
gargling.
Bulbasaur: How the hell will that work?
Psyduck: No, really. I tried it, it's
really effective!
Bulbasaur: Thanks, but I'm NOT afraid of flying.
Psyduck: Suit yourself.
(A few minutes later, the plane daparts.
In the air, all of the pokemon fall
asleep except Bulbasaur.)
Bulbasaur: I am not afraid of heights. I
am not afraid of heights. I am
not afraid of heights...
Captain: Ladies and Gentlemen, if you
would turn your attention to the
window, you can see the beautiful view
down below.
(Bulbasaur looks out the window to see
how far down they are, then screams.)
Bulbasur:(screams) AHH! GET ME OFF THIS
PLANE! WE'RE DOOMED!! HELLLP!
Squirtle:(waking up) Huh....wha..?
Flight Attendant: Sir, are you ok?
Bulbasaur: Okay??!! Do I look okay to
you??? I'm a nervous wreck!
Flight Attendant: Of course you are.
Shall I get you something to calm you
down?
Bulbasaur: No...well, get me some water.
Flight Attendant: Right away, sir.
(The flight attendant goes to the back
of the plane and returns with a glass of water. Bulbausaur sips a bit, waits
until Squirtle goes back to sleep, then
gargles.)
Bulbasaur: I am Bulbasaur.(gargle)I am
fearless.(gargle)I am
ruthless.(gargle)I am daring.(gargle)I
am brave.(gargle)I am loyal.(gargle)I am a pokemon.(gargle) I am Bulbasaur...
(In the cockpit...)
Captain: I'm going to the bathroom. You
check on the controls while I'm
gone, okay?
Nidoking: Roar!
(So, the captain leaves controlling the
plane to his co-pilot, Nidoking *geez,
what an idiot*, and a minute later, it
starts plummeting for the earth, which
wakes the other pokemon.
Pikachu:(yawns) Hey, wake up Meowth,
we're gonna die.
Meowth: Huh?
Okay.........AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Weezing: Weezing scared! Weezing want
master!
Arbok: Arbok no want to die like this!
(Everyone in the plane starts panicking, everyone, that is, except the captain,
who's still on the john, and Bulbasaur,
who's still chanting.)
Bulbasaur:(gargle)I am daring.(gargle)I
am brave.(gargle)I am loyal...
Togepi:(clapping) Brii! Fun, fun, fun!!
Flight Attendent: What the...?! Oh,
shit, not again!! This happens every
time!
(The flight attendent rushes to the
cockpit, pushes Nidoking out of the
seat, and tries to land the plane.)
Flight Attendent:(on intercom) HEY!
CLEAR THE RUNWAY, I'M COMING IN!
(At another airport...)
Guy 1: Sir, we got an signal from a
flight attendnt in an unscheduled plane
to clear the runway.Apparently, the
captain left his Nidoking in charge.
Guy 2: Damn! When will those bastards
ever learn? If I had a dime for
evertyime this happens...
Guy 1: Uh, sir?
Guy 2: Oh, sorry. Just do what the woman
says, man!
Guy 1:(intercom) Permission granted to
land, ma'am. Wait a minute....OH,
MY GOD! SHE'S HEADING TOWARDS US!!
Guy 2: Good gravy no! We'll all be
killed! Tell her to turn!!
Guy 1: She can't! The Nidoking attacked
her!
Guy 2: Well then, it's been nice knowing you, Bill.(salutes)
Guy 1: You too, sir.(salutes)
(As the plane came closer to the ground,
it got slower and started to turn, then
landed safely on the runway. After the
people(and pokemon) walked out of the
plane, Bulbasaur was still reciting the
oath.
Pikachu:(moans) Oh, my stomach....
Meowth: Quality service, my tail.
Squirtle: I told you we should have
taken the boat.
Togepi: Brii! Again, again, again!
Arbok: Me no like flying no more!
Weezing: Me too! Me wanna barf!
Bulbasair:(gargle) I am a pokemon. Hey,
you were right, Psyduck. It really does
work!
(The 5 pokemon stare at Bulbasaur and
fall down anime-syle.)
Bulbasaur: Hey, are you ok? Guys? GUYS?